Saturday, 26 March 2016

Best Whatsapp Status

Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)

Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!

If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday     
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You

Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..

Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P 

Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops. 


I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.  

when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.
“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore. 

Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.

Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...

 I just want to die young as late as possible.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!

    My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

    If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :) 

    If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms forever. 

    Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours is my Favorite. <3 

    Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true <3 

     As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that's all that matters.
    “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
    Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.

    With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.

    I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.

    I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.

    "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

    Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.

    Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.

    Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.

    I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.

    Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie. 
    Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
    It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
    Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
    The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
    “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”

    If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

    Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.

    Work hard in silence & let the success make noise. 

    One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.

    “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

    'Work until you don't  have to introduce yourself '

    "To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."

    Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.

    Defeat your enemies with your success.

    Do it today or regret TOMORROW.

    In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.

    "I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when i'm with you.
    When i met you i found life.
    Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
    Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine. 
    love is when you feel totally complete
    If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
    I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
    If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
    People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
    There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness

      Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

      'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'

      I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

      A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.

      Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..

      Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.

      The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.

      Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.

      The most important thing in my trust is you.

      Remember, half the people you know are below average.

      “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.

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